October 14, 1912 to April 11, 1996
You spent your life expressing animosity for nearly every person you encountered, including your children. Within hours of his death, you even managed to declare your husband of fifty-seven years unsuited to being either a spouse or a father. Hopefully, you are now insulated from all the dissatisfaction you found in human relationships.
Buddy, Jackie and Mike
I think I'm gonna write my own epitaph, thanks very much.